damn it kayleigh
Anonymous: You seem to think you're a lot prettier than the rest of us do hmm

If I don’t tell me I’m pretty who will

Anonymous: Aren't you white tho

My skin is white but idk about my organs or my blood vessels I’ll get bsck to you in 3-5 business days

Anonymous: Did you actually meet Big Sean because that's stupid and ridiculous

It is both stupid and ridiculous you are correct but I have to give my two month old turtle Jay-Z all the credit

I’m kind of high and there are a few thousand of you I’m sure just begging to chat with me send me questions or tell me I’m pretty or w/e

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You know those accidental texts you don’t even bother following up on cause you’ve dug yourself a hole to china
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one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

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imagine if people screamed instead of snored

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when you walk by a mirrorimage

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i was presenting something in english the other day and this kid started snickering and laughing at me so i just stopped in the middle of talking and stared at him with the best evil look ever and


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