College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

(via cdeathhh)

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

(via combatbabycomeback)

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

(via thisisgoodbyegravity)

Hit me, I haven’t slept in three days and everything feels like a god damn video game

These are the same people that didn’t want women to vote, that didn’t want black guys to play football… What was the last thing they were opposed to, interracial relationships? Look, if you’re opposed to interracial relationships, guess what: I’m fucking white girls, and there’s nothing you can do about it!
― Aziz Ansari on people who oppose same sex marriage
No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn’t experience it all. There’s that fallen-heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should’ve been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That’s how your whole life will feel someday.

Chuck Palahniuk

Invisible Monsters